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Ain't This Some Bullshit...
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Join Joan & Jimmie as they address Ricky's bold accusations in a "serious" game of Cap or No Cap real estate edition.
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Hey guys, I'm Joan.
Speaker 2:And I'm Jimmy.
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Speaker 1:Perfect, and don't forget to send in your letters, your comments, all the things, and, of course, you know you guys will know how to reach us. Reach out to us. That'll be on your screen there. And you want to judge us? Maybe it's just say we ain't shit, which is what this person did, jimmy. Uh, we're gonna call this ain't this some bullshit?
Speaker 1:episode 12, y'all, jimmy, this one's pretty personal okay uh, and it's about you and I know you're reading this for the first time, which is fun, fact. Fact, you guys, jimmy, doesn't see these emails until we, like, walk in the room. I scan them just to make sure we don't get sued. But go ahead, jimmy, go ahead and see what the people said.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's see. Okay, all right. So the email reads as follows I'm really just sick of you both giving unserious advice. This isn't a game for me, and especially Jimmy, as a man in a man business, you should be. He should be ashamed of himself. You guys don't take anything serious. Give some real advice Signed, the real one, ricky, I can't wait to address this. I I'm gonna let you, let me gather my thoughts and we're gonna be.
Speaker 1:Yeah, gather your thoughts. And so when I saw this, I almost just hit delete. But I thought, you know, maybe ricky has a point, all right, maybe we aren't real serious. And you know, jimmy, this, maybe this is a man business, but too fucking bad, ricky, we can do what we want, but you know, jimmy, maybe this is a man business, but too fucking bad, ricky, we can do what we want, but you know what? We are here for the people, yeah, so I think that we should give them what they want, absolutely. So I'm going to let you address Ricky, but first I'd like to give Ricky what he wants, but in our style, jimmy, yeah, all right. So I am going to ask you some real real estate questions, okay, and a bunch of them, all right, but the rule is you have two rules you have to answer in three seconds, okay, okay, and you only can answer like my eight-year-old would. Okay, and that is cap or no cap.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:Now I'd like to explain to everyone what this.
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Speaker 3:Are we going to define cap?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is us being serious, we're serious, we can't laugh.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, all right, all right, we're good.
Speaker 1:So cap means lie and no cap means not a lie. For those of you who need explanations, For you uncultured swines. No, we're serious today.
Speaker 2:Okay, we're serious.
Speaker 1:All right, hey, let's fill up our drinks. This is about to get real serious, and I'm talking about we're going to dig in some real real estate issues, just for Ricky, since we aren't shit.
Speaker 2:I can't wait. I can't wait.
Speaker 1:Okay, give us a second, guys. We're going to fill up our cups, all right, and then we're going to let Jimmy take a couple swigs and then cap or no cap. Three seconds to answer. If he doesn't answer, I move on.
Speaker 2:And can we insert like some elevator music like in there? That'd be really funny, I think. I think this would absolutely be amazing.
Speaker 1:And you guys? I just want to clarify that Jimmy has no idea what these questions are. Okay and but they are. We're going to give Ricky and the people what they want.
Speaker 2:And that's no cap. I really don't know what these questions are.
Speaker 1:Yes, and so I am just going to start these. So you enjoy drinking While I'm pulling up these. You know what I take it back While I'm pulling up these questions. Know what I take it back While I'm pulling up these questions? Jimmy, why don't you go on and speak to Ricky?
Speaker 2:Okay, all right. So, ricky, first of all, I really appreciate the time that you put into this email and telling me that this isn't a game for you and especially me as a man in the man business. Let's start there. First of all, I'm sorry to tell you, ricky, the real one, this is not just a man business. Some of the most successful real estate investors including one in the room are women. So, first of all, let's try to be a little bit more open-minded about where we are in society. It's not just for you, ricky, we all are here.
Speaker 2:And second of all, being ashamed of myself, I have no shame, sir, like you know, I wish you could come to the show and we could talk about it. But at the end of the day, man, you know we are in the business of real estate, but you know, just because it's real estate doesn't mean you can't have fun, right? So this is entertainment, guys, once again we reiterate that this is entertainment. We're talking about stories of our actual experiences, but there's a lot of humor to be had in some of the scenarios that we find ourselves in. So I take no shame, 100% in being who I am in this business, in this space. So I appreciate your opinion about that, but we're going to keep it real regardless, ricky.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, that was really well said. You know, my feedback would be fuck you, Ricky, but that's all I got. But let's give it.
Speaker 2:Oh man we're going to put that. I mean that should be the thumbnail Ricky walking away. Oh, man, yes, oh man we might get sued for that, though, so maybe we shouldn't.
Speaker 1:Okay, yes, we probably need permission.
Speaker 2:Especially in the climate we're in in America.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, ricky, we're going to give you what you want. We are going to be absolutely serious. These are serious questions about real estate, jimmy. Yes, three seconds cap got it.
Speaker 2:Are you ready? I'm gonna try to be that means I have to read fast, okay three seconds so, even if I stutter, you have to just can you give me like a sample question, so I can?
Speaker 1:okay, are you ready? Okay?
Speaker 2:the first one is just like a trial run is your name, jimmy?
Speaker 1:no, cap is that right yeah? That's okay yeah, that's right, okay, okay, if I was it would be lying like yeah, okay, are you ready? This is cool. Okay, three seconds. Are you ready? Ready Music, please? Okay, you need to be wealthy to invest in real estate. Cap Investing is extremely risky.
Speaker 2:No cap.
Speaker 1:Being a landlord is too risky no cap. Being a landlord is too hard no cap. Timing is everything. No cap you have to be a homeowner first. Cap you need a ton of cash to invest in real estate Cap. Now is not the right time to invest Cap Real estate investing is for professionals only. Cap. All good properties are already taken Cap. Real estate investing consumes too much time.
Speaker 1:Cap Real estate investing is for professionals only. Cap All good properties are already taken. Cap Real estate investing consumes too much time. Cap there's too much competition. Cap Looking at homes is the best first step.
Speaker 2:No cap.
Speaker 1:You need an agent Cap. You'll need a 20% down payment Cap. There's plenty of time for pre-approval.
Speaker 2:No cap.
Speaker 3:You should never offer full price Cap.
Speaker 1:Buying a condo is just like buying a house. Cap Schools don't matter.
Speaker 3:Cap Single family homes are more affordable than multi Cap you don't need a home inspection.
Speaker 1:Cap Setting a low price means you'll make less money. Cap Negotiate the realtor's commission to net more.
Speaker 3:Cap.
Speaker 1:Professionally staging a home.
Speaker 2:Cap, no cap. It's necessary, debatable, but no cap.
Speaker 1:If your home isn't in great condition, no one will buy it. Cap Open houses are a waste of time.
Speaker 3:Cap.
Speaker 1:The highest rate is always the highest price is always the best offer.
Speaker 3:Cap.
Speaker 1:Wait until the property is under contract For a home inspection.
Speaker 3:Cap.
Speaker 1:Winter is a bet's bad time to sell cap is jimmy the real thing? No cap is this letter today, bullshit cap no cap, no cap it is bullshit, I bet all right, ricky, fuck it. We hit 28 real topic, 30, 30 because jimmy the real thing and you bullshit and you can fact check most of that.
Speaker 2:I might got a 95% 98% ratio on that just because of Snoop Dogg, but you can fact check it. It's mostly legit.
Speaker 1:I will tell you, that was really impressive. I mean, think about how much effort you had to take to say cap or no.
Speaker 2:cap, that's a lot of brain power because you had to think about it and some of those questions almost like double negative yes, so you had to actually, you know, rehash them out in your brain. So I know I got some wrong I agree. So again, ricky, fuck you if that ain't real, I don't know what is. I think jimmy's the real thing.
Speaker 1:Thank you, joan, you know so but.
Speaker 4:I did?
Speaker 1:I almost deleted it, but I was like, hey, let's just go with it.
Speaker 2:I appreciate that. I appreciate, ricky, I appreciate the time you made to write that in and so that we can you know you can get on our radar you know what else I thought I thought you know.
Speaker 1:Before I delete this, I just want to tell you that, jimmy, this is actually the very opposite of hate, because Ricky had to be laying in his bed late night like thinking about me.
Speaker 2:yeah, he was thinking about me. Yeah, he was thinking about me. I feel, like I got a fan club now. I appreciate you, ricky, shirt off, you know what I mean. You know what I mean Like that Wolverine picture. You know that Wolverine meme where he got the picture of the man right on him. He got the teardrop going down his face.
Speaker 1:That's what I feel like Ricky's doing right, and he was thinking about you, like Jimmy you should do more.
Speaker 2:I mean, he name dropped, he came personal, he came ready, he really did I appreciate that.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, I think that was great. I think you know. If you got something else to say, you know, send it, we're ready, we're always ready. I don't think you'll ever find another more serious podcast that drops 30 hot topics and explores them all in under 30 minutes.
Speaker 2:And we added value to your life, ricky. So I feel like you, you need to send us our flowers, because it took some time and effort for us to do that. So shout out to you, ricky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and so, so, yeah, so and also I want to make sure that they know how to contact you, ricky. So if you've got more to say, jimmy, how can he contact you next time?
Speaker 2:Next time you can hit me up at wwwtribhomebuyerscom or Instagram, at TribHomeBuyers Facebookcom. Slash TribHomeBuyers or 804-715-1165, 24 hour day service. Holler at me, Ricky.
Speaker 1:Very good. And what am I? Oh, info at smalldreamhomebuyerscom. And I dare you to come to my email, because my husband's 6'6" Alright, and that's 6'7 with no cap.
Speaker 2:What'd you say, kevin, 6'7. All right, and that's no cap.
Speaker 1:6-7 with Tim no cap, what'd you say Kevin 6-7 with Tim, no cap, that's no cap. And so here's what I got for Ricky, and this is especially for you. You might win some, but you just lost one Lord yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2:I like it, jimmy. Mine is traded in my Nikes for a new mic. I guess it's safe to say he sold his soul for his new life.
Speaker 1:Joey Badass Kev you coming on the mic, what you got? You got one over there in the corner Pause.
Speaker 4:Come on up to the mic sir. All right, I got one. I hate people that feel entitled. Look at me crazy because I didn't invite you. Are you important? You're the moral to the story You're endorsing. I don't even like you.
Speaker 1:Who was that?
Speaker 4:Kiju.
Speaker 2:Lamar, oh yeah, yeah, that sounds good.
Speaker 1:Well, this one was fun.
Speaker 4:I think that you know you gave the people what they wanted.
Speaker 1:They learned a lot and you know, and that was no cap.
Speaker 2:Ricky, no cap.
Speaker 1:Right there, there was no cap detected alright, see you next time for real-ish estates, for the shit you need. Peace, peace.