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Ain't This Some Bullshit...
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Join Joan & Jimmie as they address Ricky's bold accusations in a "serious" game of Cap or No Cap real estate edition.
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Speaker 1Hey guys , I'm Joan .
Speaker 2And I'm Jimmy .
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Ain't This Some Bullshit...
Speaker 1it's just say we ain't shit , which is what this person did , jimmy . Uh , we're gonna call this ain't this some bullshit ?
Speaker 1episode 12 , y'all , jimmy , this one's pretty personal okay uh , and it's about you and I know you're reading this for the first time , which is fun , fact . Fact , you guys , jimmy , doesn't see these emails until we , like , walk in the room . I scan them just to make sure we don't get sued . But go ahead , jimmy , go ahead and see what the people said .
Speaker 2Yeah , let's see . Okay , all right . So the email reads as follows I'm really just sick of you both giving unserious advice . This isn't a game for me , and especially Jimmy , as a man in a man business , you should be . He should be ashamed of himself . You guys don't take anything serious . Give some real advice Signed , the real one , ricky , I can't wait to address this . I I'm gonna let you , let me gather my thoughts and we're gonna be .
Speaker 1Yeah , gather your thoughts . And so when I saw this , I almost just hit delete . But I thought , you know , maybe ricky has a point , all right , maybe we aren't real serious . And you know , jimmy , this , maybe this is a man business , but too fucking bad , ricky , we can do what we want , but you know , jimmy , maybe this is a man business , but too fucking bad , ricky , we can do what we want , but you know what ? We are here for the people , yeah , so I think that we should give them what they want , absolutely . So I'm going to let you address Ricky , but first I'd like to give Ricky what he wants , but in our style , jimmy , yeah , all right . So I am going to ask you some real real estate questions , okay , and a bunch of them , all right , but the rule is you have two rules you have to answer in three seconds , okay , okay , and you only can answer like my eight-year-old would . Okay , and that is cap or no cap .
Speaker 2All right .
Speaker 1Now I'd like to explain to everyone what
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Speaker 3Are we going to define cap ?
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , yeah , this is us being serious , we're serious , we can't laugh .
Speaker 2Okay , okay , all right , all right , we're good .
Speaker 1So cap means lie and no cap means not a lie . For those of you who need explanations , For you uncultured swines . No , we're serious today .
Speaker 2Okay , we're serious .
Speaker 1All right , hey , let's fill up our drinks . This is about to get real serious , and I'm talking about we're going to dig in some real real estate issues , just for Ricky , since we aren't shit .
Speaker 2I can't wait . I can't wait .
Speaker 1Okay , give us a second , guys . We're going to fill up our cups , all right , and then we're going to let Jimmy take a couple swigs and then cap or no cap . Three seconds to answer . If he doesn't answer , I move on .
Speaker 2And can we insert like some elevator music like in there ? That'd be really funny , I think . I think this would absolutely be amazing .
Speaker 1And you guys ? I just want to clarify that Jimmy has no idea what these questions are . Okay and but they are . We're going to give Ricky and the people what they want .
Speaker 2And that's no cap . I really don't know what these questions are .
Speaker 1Yes , and so I am just going to start these . So you enjoy drinking While I'm pulling up these . You know what I take it back While I'm pulling up these questions . Know what I take it back While I'm pulling up these questions ? Jimmy , why don't you go on and speak to Ricky ?
Speaker 2Okay , all right . So
Listen Here Ricky
Speaker 2, ricky , first of all , I really appreciate the time that you put into this email and telling me that this isn't a game for you and especially me as a man in the man business . Let's start there . First of all , I'm sorry to tell you , ricky , the real one , this is not just a man business . Some of the most successful real estate investors including one in the room are women . So , first of all , let's try to be a little bit more open-minded about where we are in society . It's not just for you , ricky , we all are here .
Speaker 2And second of all , being ashamed of myself , I have no shame , sir , like you know , I wish you could come to the show and we could talk about it . But at the end of the day , man , you know we are in the business of real estate , but you know , just because it's real estate doesn't mean you can't have fun , right ? So this is entertainment , guys , once again we reiterate that this is entertainment . We're talking about stories of our actual experiences , but there's a lot of humor to be had in some of the scenarios that we find ourselves in . So I take no shame , 100% in being who I am in this business , in this space . So I appreciate your opinion about that , but we're going to keep it real regardless , ricky .
Speaker 1All right . Well , that was really well said . You know , my feedback would be fuck you , Ricky , but that's all I got . But let's give it .
Speaker 2Oh man we're going to put that . I mean that should be the thumbnail Ricky walking away . Oh , man , yes , oh man we might get sued for that , though , so maybe we shouldn't .
Speaker 1Okay , yes , we probably need permission .
Speaker 2Especially in the climate we're in in America .
Speaker 1All right . Well , ricky , we're going to give you what you want . We are going to be absolutely serious . These are serious questions about
Cap or No Cap
Speaker 1real estate , jimmy . Yes , three seconds cap got it .
Speaker 2Are you ready ? I'm gonna try to be that means I have to read fast , okay three seconds so , even if I stutter , you have to just can you give me like a sample question , so I can ?
Speaker 1okay , are you ready ? Okay ?
Speaker 2the first one is just like a trial run is your name , jimmy ?
Speaker 1no , cap is that right yeah ? That's okay yeah , that's right , okay , okay , if I was it would be lying like yeah , okay , are you ready ? This is cool . Okay , three seconds . Are you ready ? Ready Music , please ? Okay , you need to be wealthy to invest in real estate . Cap Investing is extremely risky .
Speaker 2No cap .
Speaker 1Being a landlord is too risky no cap . Being a landlord is too hard no cap . Timing is everything . No cap you have to be a homeowner first . Cap you need a ton of cash to invest in real estate Cap . Now is not the right time to invest Cap Real estate investing is for professionals only . Cap . All good properties are already taken Cap . Real estate investing consumes too much time .
Speaker 1Cap Real estate investing is for professionals only . Cap All good properties are already taken . Cap Real estate investing consumes too much time . Cap there's too much competition . Cap Looking at homes is the best first step .
Speaker 2No cap .
Speaker 1You need an agent Cap . You'll need a 20% down payment Cap . There's plenty of time for pre-approval .
Speaker 2No cap .
Speaker 3You should never offer full price Cap .
Speaker 1Buying a condo is just like buying a house . Cap Schools don't matter .
Speaker 3Cap Single family homes are more affordable than multi Cap you don't need a home inspection .
Speaker 1Cap Setting a low price means you'll make less money . Cap Negotiate the realtor's commission to net more .
Speaker 3Cap .
Speaker 1Professionally staging a home .
Speaker 2Cap , no cap . It's necessary , debatable , but no cap .
Speaker 1If your home isn't in great condition , no one will buy it . Cap Open houses are a waste of time .
Speaker 3Cap .
Speaker 1The highest rate is always the highest price is always the best offer .
Speaker 3Cap .
Speaker 1Wait until the property is under contract For a home inspection .
Speaker 3Cap .
Speaker 1Winter is a bet's bad time to sell cap is jimmy the real thing ? No cap is this letter today , bullshit cap no cap , no cap it is bullshit , I bet all right , ricky , fuck it . We hit 28 real topic , 30 , 30 because jimmy the real thing and you bullshit and you can fact check most of that .
Speaker 2I might got a 95% 98% ratio on that just because of Snoop Dogg , but you can fact check it . It's mostly legit .
Speaker 1I will tell you , that was really impressive . I mean , think about how much effort you had to take to say cap or no .
Speaker 2cap , that's a lot of brain power because you had to think about it and some of those questions almost like double negative yes , so you had to actually , you know , rehash them out in your brain . So I know I got
Thanks Ricky
Speaker 2some wrong I agree . So again , ricky , fuck you if that ain't real , I don't know what is . I think jimmy's the real thing .
Speaker 1Thank you , joan , you know so but .
Speaker 4I did ?
Speaker 1I almost deleted it , but I was like , hey , let's just go with it .
Speaker 2I appreciate that . I appreciate , ricky , I appreciate the time you made to write that in and so that we can you know you can get on our radar you know what else I thought I thought you know .
Speaker 1Before I delete this , I just want to tell you that , jimmy , this is actually the very opposite of hate , because Ricky had to be laying in his bed late night like thinking about me .
Speaker 2yeah , he was thinking about me . Yeah , he was thinking about me . I feel , like I got a fan club now . I appreciate you , ricky , shirt off , you know what I mean . You know what I mean Like that Wolverine picture . You know that Wolverine meme where he got the picture of the man right on him . He got the teardrop going down his face .
Speaker 1That's what I feel like Ricky's doing right , and he was thinking about you , like Jimmy you should do more .
Speaker 2I mean , he name dropped , he came personal , he came ready , he really did I appreciate that .
Speaker 1So , yeah , I think that was great . I think you know . If you got something else to say , you know , send it , we're ready , we're always ready . I don't think you'll ever find another more serious podcast that drops 30 hot topics and explores them all in under 30 minutes .
Speaker 2And we added value to your life , ricky . So I feel like you , you need to send us our flowers , because it took some time and effort for us to do that . So shout out to you , ricky .
Speaker 1Yeah , and so , so , yeah , so and also I want to make sure that they know how to contact you , ricky . So if you've got more to say , jimmy , how can he
Contact Us
Speaker 1contact you next time ?
Speaker 2Next time you can hit me up at wwwtribhomebuyerscom or Instagram , at TribHomeBuyers Facebookcom . Slash TribHomeBuyers or 804-715-1165 , 24 hour day service . Holler at me , Ricky .
Speaker 1Very good . And what am I ? Oh , info at smalldreamhomebuyerscom . And I dare you to come to my email , because my husband's 6'6" Alright , and that's 6'7 with no cap .
Speaker 2What'd you say , kevin , 6'7 . All right , and that's no cap .
Speaker 16-7 with Tim no cap , what'd you say Kevin 6-7 with Tim , no cap , that's no cap . And so
Hip Hop Outros
Speaker 1here's what I got for Ricky , and this is especially for you . You might win some , but you just lost one Lord yeah , I like it .
Speaker 2I like it , jimmy . Mine is traded in my Nikes for a new mic . I guess it's safe to say he sold his soul for his new life .
Speaker 1Joey Badass Kev you coming on the mic , what you got ? You got one over there in the corner Pause .
Speaker 4Come on up to the mic sir . All right , I got one . I hate people that feel entitled . Look at me crazy because I didn't invite you . Are you important ? You're the moral to the story You're endorsing . I don't even like you .
Speaker 1Who was that ?
Speaker 4Kiju .
Speaker 2Lamar , oh yeah , yeah , that sounds good .
Speaker 1Well , this one was fun .
Speaker 4I think that you know you gave the people what they wanted .
Speaker 1They learned a lot and you know , and that was no cap .
Speaker 2Ricky , no cap .
Speaker 1Right there , there was no cap detected alright , see you next time for real-ish estates , for the shit you need . Peace , peace .